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Hot Fuss Over Harlem Model

Oh, happy day. You'll recall the new Lenox Grand, correct? That of the great Harlem Lenox smackdown and the $25,000 parking spot condos? Well, construction is moving ahead with the speed of a virile young cheetah, and the model unit is now open for viewings. How do we know? From a multicolored email that is filled with so much overly-enthusiastic brokerspeak that it actually kind of gets us excited. Example:

See – feel – touch – sit and relax in our beautiful Model apartment. This is a unique opportunity to go into a construction zone and walk into a finished oasis. Marvel at the finishes; be amazed at the wood burning fireplace. Envy the buyer who will be preparing sumptuous meals in a fabulous kitchen. The master suite is a world unto itself. The walk in closet is HUGE, the bath is fully appointed; disappear into your own private world of luxury.You can make an appointment to check out the model, but why do that when you can get sucked into the hypnotic virtual tour of the unit on the Lenox Grand website? Eyes...closing...getting...sleepy...
· 381 Lenox Avenue Listings [Corcoran]
· Lenox Grand [lenoxgrand.com]