A slow, sticky day in Curbedland doesn't mean we don't got Wire. Devour this two-pack, won't you?
1) East Village: It may not be excrement, but this sign in the lobby of a building on St Mark's shows the East Village is having some issues as well. [CurbedWire Inbox]
2) Gramercy: A tipster reports "I was walking by the Gramercy Theater just off the corner of 23rd St and Lex, which has been closed for about a year or so. This time I noticed an 8"x11" piece of paper taped to the door through the iron gates. At closer look it appeared to be a work certificate for the site. Basically it said that a music venue would be opening up and that the proprietors would be Delsener/Slater Enterprises, the concert promoters, and Live Nation, the recently spun concert production side of Clear Channel. The notice also referenced that liquor will be served there." Liquor and music— crazy idea. [CurbedWire Inbox]