Oh, Corcoran Baby. Flipping already? Money tight? Market too hot? Tired of the peek-a-boo nature of Meier's glassy Perry Street towers? ATF busting you for having a wine cooler when you're less than one year old? C'mon, Corcoran Baby?don't you need that second bedroom for your nanny? No? You're moving to Park Slope to raise a family? And you want $1,880-per-square-foot? Corcoran Baby, Corcoran Baby, Corcoran Baby. We never thought you'd go Brooklyn. And that $2,613 common charge better go towards cleaning that rug.
· Listing: 173 Perry Street [Corcoran]
· The Corcoran Campaign in the Real World [Curbed]