In this fabulous age of hyper-luxury amenities offered by elitist condominiums, it's good to know that Michael Shvo keeps figuring out ways to top himself. The Real Deal reports that the Shvoster has something new in store for his 8 Union Square South project, offering buyers the services of Quintessentially, a global concierge service that will book private jets for condo owners 24 hours a day. It's really perfect for those times when you exit the building, find yourself in the crush of the Whole Foods/Forever 21/Shoemania/Virgin Megastore foot traffic clusterfuck and realize you have to get away from it all before you kill somebody?er, before you have somebody kill somebody.
· Union Square condo offering jet services [The Real Deal]
· 8USS: Let There be Lights! [Curbed]