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Broker Seeks Scallywags for Plundering

"Avast, me hearties! Ye want to be buying an apartment, do ye? Well then! Put down the grog and let's weigh anchor, because it's treasure we be after! Arrrrrrr! And don't forget about me 6% portion of the booty, you good for nothing bilge rats, or it'll be the cat-o-nine-tails for ye! I don't take kind to hornswagglin'. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
· Broker profile: Alexis Ganderman [residencenewyork.com]