"Avast, me hearties! Ye want to be buying an apartment, do ye? Well then! Put down the grog and let's weigh anchor, because it's treasure we be after! Arrrrrrr! And don't forget about me 6% portion of the booty, you good for nothing bilge rats, or it'll be the cat-o-nine-tails for ye! I don't take kind to hornswagglin'. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
· Broker profile: Alexis Ganderman [residencenewyork.com]