Not long after Regis Philbin declared Harlem "the hottest residential neighborhood in New York City" this morning, our uptown dookie correspondent sent in the following update on his crappy doorstep:
I am not disputing Regis' claim that Harlem is the hottest residential neighborhood in NYC. Rather, I would like to expand on that and say, however, that my front door is quickly becoming the crappiest three square feet of entrance space in New York City. I don't know if this is the work of a serial crapper, or simply a copycat crime. Either way, this is disgusting. Someone took a dump in the exact same spot where there was pile of scat with a disturbing viscosity last week.Number Two, Part Deux, arrived yesterday. Question of the day: Does viscosity matter?
· Number Two Redux [Harlem Fur]
· Meanwhile, the #2 Problem in Harlem [Curbed]