[Photo courtesy dinanyc on flickr]
To put a little haha into an otherwise dreary Friday, we direct you to the "Open Letter to a Lady on Bergen between Underhill and Washington" on the Prospect Heights Forum that came to our attention via Daily Heights:
I am writing to extend my sincere apology for interrupting your orgasm last night. As I was walking past your street-level apartment, the sound coming through your open front window startled me momentarily, and my burst of laughter at realizing what I was hearing was spontaneous and apparently (given the immediate dead silence that followed it) not well-received. I didn't in any way intend to ruin the mood as you got your freak on, and I feel bad about it if my cracking up did that. That's why I blurted out "Sorry!" as I moved on. I also couldn't tell for sure whether you were enjoying yourself alone, as the only moans I heard were yours. If you were indeed with one or more guests at the time, please do convey my most heartfelt apology to them as well.