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Patriotic Guy Seeks Room in Red Hook

Following up on our interesting roommates theme, we found this flyer behind the Fairway in Red Hook. While the patriotic would-be roommate is looking in the Hook or Sunset Park or Bay Ridge, maybe he'd dig this $700 Park Slope share we came across:

A large room with great light on a tree-lined street has suddenly become available and I'm looking to fill it as soon as possible. The view is amazing and you will have access to a gym in the basement and laundry just down the block. I am looking for somebody who will pay the bills on time and is willing to cooperate fully with ongoing police investigation. The only drawback to the room is that there are some minor bloodstains on three of the walls and floor...Don't know what's up with the photo of the house on the flyer, though.
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