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Market Suffers Outbreak of Plague, Sexyness

It appears that, perhaps in an effort to snag some of those bonus babies who have yet to blow their checks on Cristal-and-coke-fueled nights out in the Meatpacking District, brokers are ramping up the doucheyness ratio in their listings. To wit:

But not as sick as:

Cue Borat:

· Listing: Sick [Citi-Habitats]
· Listing: Triple Sick [Citi-Habitats]
· Listing: Sexy Pad [Elliman]