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Meshugennah Neighbors Get Their Due

This week's issue of Time Out New York is dedicated to the eternal shittyness of neighbors?uhhh, except ours, who read Curbed and are, um, really really great?and there are many treasures that await your work-avoiding eyes. Start off here and poke around, but right off the bat our favorite feature is the neighbor horror stories, which go a little something like this:

I have a couple that lives next to me that must weigh 500 pounds between the two of them. I have nothing against heavy people, nor do I ever make fun of them—my whole Greek family loves food and their weight. But let me tell you, when it is their time to be intimate, my whole apartment shakes like a San Fran earthquake. To top it off, every time she climaxes, a new ’80s tune is belted out at the top of her lungs. From “We Built This City” to “Livin’ on a Prayer”—oh, the places a good orgasm will take this woman. I am not a pervert or listening on purpose, but when stuff is literally falling off my shelves and some classic ’80s tunes are being belted out, it is kind of hard to ignore.There's so much more, but we could really do without the illustration of the dog eating the dead lady's corpse.
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