Sure, we could've gone with the standard floorplan porn?twin arched staircases and all?on this $45 million duplex penthouse in the Trump Park Avenue, but we feel that this photo of Brown Harris Stevens broker Kathy Sloane and assorted Trumplings speaks louder as to the importance of the listing. Folks, they even woke up Eric for this. And if the photo isn't dramatic enough, there's the copy: "This is simply the best prewar condominium penthouse ever offered in one of the best condominium buildings on Park Avenue." Plus, you get to live on top of half the Yankees' roster, which is an interesting feat in and of itself. Not convinced that you have to own it? The penthouse can be leased for $200,000 per month. Act now!
· Listing: 502 Park Avenue [Brown Harris Stevens]