"They try to market these buildings as hi-rise versions of Melrose Place! In 15-20 years, you'll have a whole building of sullen middle-agers who now hate all their neighbors because so-and-so slept with my girlfriend and so-and-so put the moves on the guy in 16b who I was totally hot for and so-and-so was a psycho-bitch who tried to burn down the building while on a coke-fueled rage against her former roommate who had rejected her lesbian advances." [Downtown is Wherever They Want it to Be]
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