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What/Where?: 2BR, 1.5BA apartment for rent on the Lower East Side. No address given.
Looks Good, Right?: If the place is really on the Lower East Side, it's on the high end, with a $3,490/month price. But check out the description: "Renovated with spacious living room, EXCLUSIVE TREE-PLANTED GARDEN, separate entrance dr, 1 1/2 marble btrm, separate kitchen w/ dishwasher and microwave, track lighting, good closets, oak floors!!" Damn right, an exclusive tree-planted garden!
The Catch: About that garden...