We know that the Financial District is like the Wild West nowadays, but does that give the gang at William Beaver House the right to flout the commonly held beliefs regarding parking etiquette? According to the parallel parking instructions at teendriving.com, "If done correctly you should be less then 12 inches from the curb." We're eyeballing that front tire at about 24 inches. Sure, the curb is curved, but maybe someone should give that darn beaver a breathalyzer exam. You know how he loves those martinis.
· Ladies and Gentleman, the BeaverMobile [Curbed]