We've obsessed a fair sum about the "excessively Tribeca" development Tribeca Summit at 415 Greenwich Street. (Remember this crazy shit?) But nothing, really, prepared us to confront the Elliman listing for the $32.5 million "penthouse opportunity" at the gutted industrial-era building. We're talking 12,580 square feet! Ten bedrooms! Hypothetically! Because the damn thing hasn't even been built yet ("bring your design architect to create your dream home," reads the broker babble.)
In other words: $32.5 million for a swath of Tribeca rooftop. Goldleaf tarpaper, anyone?
· Listing: 415 Greenwich Street Penthouse [Elliman]
· Any Way You Like it at Tribeca Summit [Curbed]
· Tribeca Summit Update: Models, Sales [Curbed]