"We, the members of T.U.W.S.L.F., believe that the Upper West Side, with its unique culture, people, and Barney Greengrass, constitutes a nation totally unto itself. Therefore, we hereby declare our independence from the rest of Uptown Manhattan and New York City, (as well as New York State, the United States, North America, Earth, and the milky way)." Amusing, but until you have a T-shirt, we can't really be bothered.
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