We're way beyond That's Rather Hideous territory here, though a tipster initially submitted this listing for TRH consideration. In fact, we're out past Avenue U, towards Jamaica Bay, in the Mill Basin neighborhood of Brooklyn to find this 12,000 square foot monster. You probably don't need the broker to tell you that "the master bath is outfitted with a Jacuzzi and steam shower. There are an additional 2 Jr suites with steam shower." What amazes us most, however, is the asking price: $5.499 million. If you can't get a bargain in Mill Basin, where the hell can you? The mind, as usual, boggles.
· Listing: East 69th Street/Mill Basin [Elliman]