Those offices next to you? They're all empty. To The Beach, shall we...
1) Weather: Don't worry, it'll rain while you sleep.
2) Traffic: Oops, should have left yesterday.
3) Restaurants: Tutto il Giorno will make you think you never left at all.
4) Clubs: Some places are gone, some are back, some have new names.
5) The Law: Like little Mussolinis they don their uniforms and march up and down Main St. handing out tickets (above).
· The Beach [beach.curbed.com]