What's $28 million getting you on Central Park West these days? A Central Park-facing penthouse at the legendary Beresford, that hit the market last month. We've long been obsessed with penthouses in this building—recall that firescare?—but a Sun story today shares some interesting details about the seller, an unnamed Indian media mogul: "He stays at his Beresford penthouse only two weeks a year, [Corcoran's Maria] Pashby said, and a 30-something household helper occupies the apartment full-time." Um, sweet gig! Now about that $28 million price for the nine-room, long-unrenovated space? Cue high-end expert Michael Gross, who demurs, "I'm sure it's beautiful, but I think it is aggressively priced."