If you don't have the money to spring for rocker Lenny Kravitz's eternally for sale Soho loft (today's asking price: $19.5 million), this little one-bed number in the East River co-op deep on the Lower East Side might be just what you're looking for. Explains the brokerbabble, "Designed by someone who worked on Lenny Kravitz' pad, this entertainer's delight features clean, open space and beautiful wood tones, including hardwood parquet floors throughout (even in the closets!)." This is definitely a party, right? Hold on, we haven't even hit the high notes yet: "The drawers are enhanced with rollers for smooth operation. There's even a spice drawer!" Motherfucker! Giddy and faint, we'll race you there for it; asking $479,000.
· Listing: East River Co-Op [Loho Realty]
· Lenny Kravitz' Soho Pad Back on Market Again [Curbed]