There are only two things in this world that can get us up to Scarsdale: 1) brunch at bubby and zeyde's house, and 2) a That's Rather Hideous nominee. This one falls into the latter. Writes the nominating party, "Close to $1 Mil. will get you the most complete decorating 'concept' I've ever seen, with the racing strips (or TRON lines, if you prefer) running over the curtain and the door and terminating in like-colored wicker furniture and shag carpeting. The other pics aren't much better, with a monochromatic Living room and chair camouflaged against a wall." As long as there's a two-car garage, we're sold.
· Listing: 4 Dell Road [Houlihan Lawrence]