Look, 123 Baxter, we know you're trying to get our attention to create a stir for your still-on-the-market "Gem Collection" penthouses, but really, there are easier ways of generating publicity than having two razor blade-wielding psychos attack the staff. Unless the targeted buyer has gone from "trust-fund babies with ripped jeans" to people who get off on life-threatening ordeals. Our only question: Is it a diss that the assailants thought the building was a hotel?
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