1) More details now on the off-market deal that made Heidi Klum homeless, at least in Manhattan. The $5.6 million deal for her spread at 166 Bank Street was completed with the downstairs neighbors, Debra and Steve Joester. Mr. Joester is a gallery owner and onetime rock photographer. The three-bedroom apartment overlooks the river, which means Joester's new hobby will probably be shooting moody sunset shots. Klum is reportedly looking for something special downtown for Seal and the kids. [Braden Keil/Gimme Shelter]
2) Famed screenwriter Nora Ephron ditched the Upper West Side's storied Apthorp when the new owners dared to challenge her rent-stabilized status. Now, she and her husband have settled on the other side of the park, in a $2.475 million co-op at 136 East 79th Street. Take that, UWS! [The Real Estate/Max Abelson]
3) Because it's a slow week in Celebville, we now present you with this exciting update on ex-New York Met Lenny Dykstra. The headline really says it all: "Ex-major league baseball player Lenny Dykstra asks $24.95M for mansion and 6.69-acre estate in Thousand Oaks, CA that he purchased last August from hockey great Wayne Gretzky for a reported $18.5M." [Big Time Listings]