At first, Prospect Lefferts Playground in Prospect Park appeared to have a Number One problem, but upon closer inspection it turned out to be Number Two. Someone reported a urinating canine. "The witness informed the Parks Department, which removed the excrement in question. But 'upon closer inspection,' the report continued, 'there was more poop found hidden in the sand.'" Ah, but dogs are banned. "Park rules explicitly forbid animals anywhere in the area. After all, you don't want them shitting in that scary ring of water around the sandbox either, right?" What to do about the crappy feral cats, however? [Hawthorne Street]
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