"You're my landlord and I can't stop thinking about you coming over and having your way with me. I just love a big guy like you. I love it when we chat in the parking lot of our building and you raise your arm like you're flexing but then you just rub your big bicep...very hot! You already know where I live...think 16! Come and knock on my door..." [Missed Connections, natch]
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