When last we left the Great Harlem SmartCar Watch '08, the population of the neighborhood's minimobiles stood at three. But lo, a report comes in from chief Harlem gentrification spotter Harlem Fur that at least one of these vehicles (or is it an entirely new Smart Car?!) can potentially be tied to some French-speaking tourists spotted on the stoop of the nearby Harlem hostel that was the Lotta Condominiums before the former Development Du Jour suddenly and shockingly went nondo. Wait, the collision of multiple Curbed Harlem memes into one messy megastory? It's enough to make us drown ourselves in a plate of poutine. Sacré bleu!
· Lotta Hosteling In Harlem [Harlem Fur]
· All Curbed SmartCar Insanity [Curbed]