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Important Questions of Our Time

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Say you were a doorman (or, perhaps, the gender-neutral doorperson) and won $5 million in the lottery. Would you keep you job? Page Six the Magazine put this question to two club doorpeople in the city. One says, yes, he'd stay on the job; the other, well, no -- he'd quit faster than you can say Brazilian supermodel. And does he have plans! "Usually it’s a pleasure managing the door at an upscale place like the Rose Club because I only get top-notch people — celebrities like Owen Wilson and Denzel Washington — but if I won the lottery, I would quit and go to some Brazilian surfing spot with a couple of supermodels, rent a shack six feet from the ocean and have the girls feed me grapes all day." [Page Six the Magazine; previously]