The intensely bizarre story of the East Village's "Penistrator," a prankster who traces a signature appendage design in the snow resting on parked cars, has taken an intensely bizarre twist. EV Grieve, the worldwide leader in Penistrator coverage, cites a TMZ report that indicates the culprit could be Haley Joel Osment. Yes, that Haley Joel Osment. There are photos of him in the act of penistration. Do the gods have one more flurry in them to settle this mystery once and for all? [EV Grieve]
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