You know which sector of the job market hasn't dried up, people? That's right: The intern sector. Are you an eager, perhaps college-age, person who happens to read, and perhaps even enjoy, Curbed on a daily basis? If so, this opportunity may be for you. We're looking for interns with journalism in their blood to join our merry band ASAP. Internship responsibilities may include (a) attending long, boring meetings from which you may be required to file entertaining and witty reports; (b) dashing from Curbed HQ to the scene of breaking news with camera in hand; and (c) undertaking onerous, potentially soul-crushing, research projects. The pay shall be zero dollars. The glory shall be extreme. Timing's very flexible, but Tuesday availability is a bonus. (We'll explain later.) Interested persons should send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with a brief description of yourself and your interest in the gig. No attachments, please. If we like what we see, we'll get back to you quickly. Thanks.