The Curbed tipster who sent along this Thompson Street studio listing dubbed it a "skeevy bachelor pad," thanks to slogans such as "Clothes off!" and "F*ck me I'm famous" painted on the walls. We're not sold on that, because why would an unabashed sketchball use an asterisk? Is it art? Who knows, but we'll certainly never hear Beck's "Sexx Laws" the same way ever again.
· Listing: 211 Thompson Street [Elliman]