In a listing for a $14.995 million Trump Tower duplex, Brown Harris Stevens superbroker Paula Del Nunzio unleashes what may just be the greatest show of brokerbabble ever seen for one property, but here's why you shouldn't read it: Max Abelson's reaction to the listing for the Observer, in which he selects "16 things that are terrifyingly awesome" about the apartment, might even be more entertaining. Still, we can't resist: "These are but a few of the construction and technology advances in this exquisite duplex - the only unit in the building to have two kitchens, ducted, silent central air/forced air heat, and three 225-amp panels of electricity." [BHS; NYO]
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