When one thinks of the Plaza Hotel, cherished landmark that it is, a few things spring to mind: Eloise, the Palm Court, the Frank Lloyd Wright Suite, Tommy Hilfiger's incredible spread. But one Twitter account later, the whole thing has gone to hell. According to Page Six, Jersey Shore star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is in talks to become part owner of the iconic hotel's high-end gym. A source, who we assume had to struggle with the taste of vomit in his mouth while saying this, told the column, "There will be a very select clientele. Members would need letters of reference, and there will be a high initiation fee. The Situation will be originating a workout program, and he'll occasionally teach abs class himself." What's next? Fist-pump aerobics taught by Ronnie? Snooki's spiked protein shakes? Actually, both those things sound kind of awesome.
· The Situation may become face & partner of Plaza Hotel gym [Page Six]