Rants

A New York Shitty tipster pens a response to witnessing the glory of new Long Island City condo building Murano, specifically its color-changing LED display: "Moreover, a clock it is certainly not. Instead, it changes every couple of minutes, sometimes rapidly, sometimes a little slower. Or perhaps they are using the new Martian minute. Most recently, it went into a scintillating series of optical seizures, displaying what can only be described as a stoned 14 year old playing with his 'My First Strobe Light' kit and an Atari replica game bought from SkyMall." [NYS; previously]