The Trader Joe's in Cobble Hill has become a hotbed of petty theft, and the store is trying to combat the crime wave the best way it knows how: With a hand-lettered sign in three different fonts warning customers to watch their belongings while plugging the AMAZING values to be had. You don't get that at the Park Slope co-op! Then again, you probably don't get your iPhone stolen there, either. [McBrooklyn]
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