Preppy outfitter J. Crew is now selling Bowery Pants, Ludlow Suits and Stanton Shorts, EV Grieve points out. Lower East Side bloggers may spit up their knishes, but as far as neighborhood tributes go, this is actually an improvement for mass-market retailers. Years ago one (might've been J. Crew, actually) sold a t-shirt honoring the "Essex & Rivington" intersection that doesn't exist. Grieve wants to know when he can expect his Pitt Polos and Clinton Chinos. [EV Grieve] UPDATE: As many have so very politely pointed out, the t-shirt was from Express and said, "Essex between Rivington & Clinton.” We will now go on being fucking idiots.