"Don't be distracted by the beautiful and ornate decor," says the listing for this 1BR, 1BA at 340 East 93rd Street. Too late! We've been able to think of little else since a tipster sent the link to this listing our way. The brokerbabble offers some hints as to why this apartment, which is asking $415,000, is the way it is: "Lovingly and immaculately maintained by the same owner since the building welcomed its first tenant. Describing this home as PRISTINE is an understatement." Pets allowed, but we'd suggest not getting too attached. You might never find Fluffy in here again.
· Listing: 340 East 93rd Street [Corcoran]
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