Alert the authorities, because we finally know who can defeat world-controlling fraternal organisation the Freemasons: Brooklyn hipsters! Now that the urban lumberjack army has sullied the turn-of-the-century Ridgewood Masonic Temple, the sacred orgy fortress (at least that's what Stanley Kubrick taught us) has been put up for sale for a cheapish sounding $1 million. According to the Madison Estates listing, the four-story building in "the heart of 'Up and Coming' Bushwick" is ripe for conversion or additional development. The farewell party before any such sale should be epic.
· Listing: Ridgewood Masonic Temple [Madison Estates]
· Masonic Temple in Bushwick for Sale [ANIMAL]