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Trump Soho Nympho Unleashes Greatest Curbed Comment of All Time

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In respone to today's news regarding condo sales and ill-fitting bathtubs at Trump Soho, a Curbed reader (anonymous, sadly) had a few things to get off his chest. Consider this your Comment of the Day, nay, Year:

Not sure about you dipshits on here, but the hotel is pretty darn ridiculous and bathing with a naked girl in the tub in front of sheet of glass overlooking the city and the bay with the statue of liberty in the background is second to none. Hate all you want, but Sapir and Trump delivered a superior product to anyone else in the game. Whatever, I'm not shilling for anyone, just speaking truth. Shagging in one of the rooms is incredible. In comparison, a buddy stayed at the standard about 2 weeks ago. I had not seen the rooms prior to that. Just the exterior and bar. God aweful. Like the 70's tied in with the cheapest materials available in the rooms. The baths were falling apart. The tile floors looked like they were imported from someones kitchen in queens. The toilet was in this dark little room, alone, which basically allowed me to piss anywhere, but in the actual toilet. The tub was chipped and that glass btw their sofa/thing/seat/bench/table item and the bath was leaking. That was $450.00 a night for a room with a bed on the floor. It looked like squatters were living there. No draws for clothes. No iron, no nothing. I felt dirty just being in the room. The hotel has no amenities. Just some type of limited use gym, on the 17th flr. I'm still shocked because Balaz usually delievers a fantastic product. All they have is location and nothing else. I really cannot believe just how bad the rooms were for $450.00 a night (on a Wednesday mind you) god help me that there are morons out there that probably pay upwards of $600 a night for the weekend. Go to the Trump at least you'll feel good about the money spent.

Keep in mind that 97.5% of the people commenting on curbed have absoluetly no idea what they are talking about. Trump won, you all lose. Deal with it.

There is my one comment for the year.

And we thank you for it, good sir. Long live the shagadelic Trump Soho!
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