It doesn't have the flashy starchitecture that often draws celebrity buyers to new developments, but what new building can offer this: an apartment with direct access to a private parking garage below. Take that, paparazzi! So what if only one of the three bedrooms in this $3.495 million "rare hybrid of a townhouse and a loft" has windows? There's also a garage-level den, so maybe this place is making a bid for the Our Suburb label.
· Listing: 81 East 2nd Street [Elliman]