What do Bernie Madoff and the tenants of the Bowery's new ultra-shmancy 2 Cooper Square rental building have in common? So many recreation-time rules! That's the opinion of the EV Grieve tipster who forwarded the memo outlining the regulations for the building's club level and rooftop pool. Some strict rules make sense now that a hottie vampire lives among the building's daywalkers, but limiting tenants to two guests per day? Charging $15 each for friends #3 and #4? Banning groups of five or more without a reservation made five days in advance? So not chill!
Curse you, crowd control! Click through to Grieve for the equally long list of rules for the building's club, and remember, no rough play.
· 'Draconian regulations' for 2 Coop's pool and club [EV Grieve]
· 2 Cooper Square coverage [Curbed]