It's hard to believe that human beings rather than Victorian ghosts inhabit this house in Douglaston, Queens. We don't make it out to Queens much, but the listing is that beautiful perfect storm of terrible design inside and out coupled with atrocious photos sending it straight into the major leagues of hideous properties. Right now, we'd like to draw your attention to the mirror adorned with a dusty bouquet and the entertainment area which are just about the saddest things we've seen all week. The whole thing can be yours for $1,175,000. Enjoy the photos in all their glory here.