Welcome back to The Six Digit Club, in which we take a look at a newish-to-market listing priced under $1 million, because nice things sometimes come in small packages. Have a nomination? Send it to the tipline.
Price: $695,000
Size: About seventeen coffins
CC: $344
Taxes: $391
This unbelievably creepy condominium in the heart of Chelsea took a $55,000 price reduction about nine weeks ago, and it still hasn’t found a buyer for some reason. Can’t imagine why. It’s not like it’s HAUNTED HAHAHA, HAHA, ha, ahh?
Hey, nice laptop! Wait, what's the green skull doing there? And why is the desk flanked by matching end tables? And why do the end tables have MATCHING URNS???
Seriously, though, this isn't the biggest place, but the location is right, the price is reasonable, and if you hang a clove of garlic from the ceiling in every room and maybe draw a few pentagrams on the floor you should be okay. Probably. You might want to invest in some silver bullets, too.
-Jeremiah Budin