It looks like 355 Grand is up for grabs on the Lower East Side and the broker's listing and press release for the $4.5 million spot at the corner of Grand and Essex Streets aren't trying too hard to mince words to current residents Vic's Pizza and Flowers Cafe. Bowery Boogie notes that ERG Property Advisor's press release includes "[355 Grand] can be delivered vacant in just over a year," which is brokerbabble for "you’ve lived here for X number of years, but sorry, we gotta make more cash." The Lo-Down notes the listing says, "The area is relatively quiet at night and ideal for residential development" [emphasis ours]. We read that as, "So long small businesses!"
· 355 Grand St. Is For Sale [BB]
· 355 Grand St. For Sale: $4.5M [Lo-Down]
· 355 Grand St. [ERG]