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Wills & Kate ZOMG!

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Over two centuries ago our founding fathers waged a bloody war to free these lands from the tyranny of royal rule. Lives were lost. Freedom was won. Now, one of the jewels built upon the sweat of American pride, the Manhattan Bridge?specifically its architecturally splendiferous archway?will host a viewing party for a British royal wedding. Hey Dumbo, why not just dig up George Washington and kick him in what remains of his groin while you're at it? [Dumbo NYC]