Filed under: Sift-Faced (@SamSifton) By Bilal Khan May 22, 2011, 12:56pm EDT "Stop honking, Pork Slappy. I don't care if you're late to return that Zipcar. We drive slow in the Hook. #driveslowinthehook" [Twitter] More From Curbed NY Curbed Is Moving to New York Magazine We Unearthed the 68 Best Rent Deals in NYC Right Now Landlords Lose Fight Against Rent Protections, Hotel Chelsea’s Latest Tenant Battle, and Other News City Hall Park Is Still Under Lockdown, the MTA Has a Man Cave, and Other News The Cheapest, Nicest Apartments for Sale in the West Village Bill de Blasio’s Plan to Close Rikers Is Crumbling