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Soho Crap-Shack Has Plenty of Clutter, No Tile Shortage

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We couldn't help but agree with the tipster that sent us this listing on Thompson Street in Soho, saying "I opened the thumbnail pics thinking they would surely be accompanied by "estate property" or invitations to "bring your contractor" but much to my wondering eyes did appear..." followed by the listing proudly declaring:

WOW!!! Move right in to this spectacular 1BD in the heart of SOHO!! This apartment has nothing that has been left unturned, everything has been thought of by the owner/interior decorator and it is absolutely incredible!! Open Kitchen, Tiled bathroom with stall shower including 3 showerheads as well as a great outdoor space off of the bedroom.

Indeed, we may question the judgment of said "owner/interior decorator", as well with the photo descriptions which proclaim the apartment as being "modern" and "contemporary." If this masterpiece got you all hot and bothered, the madman's dungeon can be yours for $825,000. Yikes.
· Listing: Thompson Street 1br [Ardor]
· That's Rather Hideous Archives [Curbed]