We should have just become chefs if we had known it could pay this well. Marc Murphy, owner of Ditch Plains and Landmarc, just bought a $16,500,000 apartment in the Beresford on Central Park West. Unit 15D has 3 bedrooms and five bathrooms, with a killer view to boot. No shots of the kitchen, though. There are life lessons to be learned within the Central Park Castle's walls, folks. Everything is give and take. You lose a leading lady, but you gain a celebrity chef. You never, ever lose Seinfeld though. Ever.