Filed under: Comment of the Day By Sara Polsky Jul 6, 2011, 6:16pm EDT "I am pretty sure anvils are the #1 urban threat, followed by pianos and unopened safes (the upside of which is that you wake up inside the safe, surrounded by cash and singing birds)."?anon [Summer Worries] More From Curbed NY Curbed Is Moving to New York Magazine We Unearthed the 68 Best Rent Deals in NYC Right Now Landlords Lose Fight Against Rent Protections, Hotel Chelsea’s Latest Tenant Battle, and Other News City Hall Park Is Still Under Lockdown, the MTA Has a Man Cave, and Other News The Cheapest, Nicest Apartments for Sale in the West Village Bill de Blasio’s Plan to Close Rikers Is Crumbling