"Shouldn't this be in Queens?" wonders the tipster who brought to our attention 28 Broome Street, an on-the-market building in Greenpoint. Paging Astoria Ugly. Geographic misplacement aside, let's turn our attention to the brokerbabble. "IT'S LIKE A CASTLE," boasts the StreetEasy listing. The five-unit (one's currently vacant) building was built in 2008, there's a two-car driveway, the units have dishwashers, stainless steel, and heated bathrooms, and all but one unit has outdoor space?so not exactly like a castle. It's currently asking $2.8 million.
· Listing: Broome Street [ResidentsTeam]