It's time to make up a bunch of awards and hand them out to the most deserving people, places and things in the real estate, architecture, and neighborhood universes of New York City! Yep, it's time for the Ninth Annual Curbed Awards!
If you're a broker with an apartment to list but you just can't think of anything to say about it, this Magic Eight Ball is the answer to all your prayers. An accumulation of the real brokerbabble featured throughout the year on this very site, it has the power to turn any old dump into the finest jewel box the city has to offer. Just give it a few shakes and—boom—that nondescript one-bedroom is now a flexible expanse of hardwood floors nestled between elegant walls. You're welcome.
· 2012 Curbed Awards [Curbed]
· The Brokerbabble Glossary archives [Curbed]